It's rivalry week. No, not BYU-Utah (that's next Saturday). I mean Boise State-Idaho. Ever since I was at the U of I and Trevor was at BSU in the early 90s this has been a family affair, and to be honest this rivalry is just as intense and even mean-spirited in Idaho as the BYU-Utah game can be in Utah. Now that Tate has a BSU degree and Taggart also attended there, Rosy and I have become outnumbered. But we remain loyal.
With all of that in mind, I wanted to post a little gem I read earlier this week. It's the BSU entrance exam, and all potential students must pass it to gain entrance. And if you Castleton BSU alumni have an inkling to get your feelers hurt by reading this, just remember the following: consider BSU's record in football the last 10 years vs. the UI's, and the fact that your presidential candidate just won. I think you'll be OK.
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BSU College Entrance Exam
Thank you for chusing Boise State University, Idaho's premear College. Entrants must get at least half of the questions correct to become inrolled at BSU.
Good Luck
Time Limit: 3 WKS
Name: _____________________________
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social
conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (d)
WRITE A PLAY4. What religion is the Pope?
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic
(check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand
is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners
9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: ____________________________________________
Carter: __________________________________________
Clinton: __________________________________________
***Extra Credit: Spell Obama
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10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being
George the Sixth. Name the previous five:
11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell
your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
19. How many letters are in the word "sternocleidomastoid"?
20. What is your favorite color?
21. How many days are in a 5 day work week?
22. In what year did the BSU Broncos win the 2007 Fiesta Bowl?
23. Check the three trick plays the BSU Broncos used in the 2007 Fiesta Bowl?
____(a) the hook and lateral
____(b) the halfback pass
____(c) the statute of liberty